Monthly Archives: September 2020

Johnny Depp, Sideburns, Blow, Jim Steele

Razor Blades, Sideburns, People Who Don’t Call Back

If you own one of those old fashioned, double sided safety razors, you’ll have an excuse for at least some of the paraphernalia laying around when the cops bust the door down

These things run on regular razor blades, which are always handy to have around. I’m not saying that IF you have a razor blade and a mirror then your dicing up dope. What I am saying is that IF you’re dicing up dope, make sure you’ve got a shaving kit in the bathroom, keep it all in there. No cop in his right mind is gonna root through a shaving mug, with that disgusting horse hair brush and crusty soap, looking around for illicit substances. You want to try and blend in a little, and if you can’t do that, then try the old adage of hiding stuff in plain sight.

Did I mention that razor blades have many different, perfectly legal uses? Yeah, I’m sure there are plenty.

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Wedding, Jim Steele

No Internet Service

Sitting in my office at my desk, I just overheard Alexa ask my wife, who was walking past her in the living room, if she wanted to update an order in the Amazon shopping cart for some kind of vitamins for our dogs. Kim yelled “No” on her way out the door to take Lucy outside. Across the street, the neighbors with the pool have classic rock playing, and I’m sure he’s got a cooler of beers out there on the patio. If I still drank or went swimming, I’d probably be over there right now. Next door, our old house is for sale. It’s a long story, but yeah, we used to live next door. Sold it. Moved seventy-five feet to the west, and now our old house is for sale. It’s on Facebook marketplace. It’s a busy world, even if you barely leave the house.

Meanwhile, I’m finally settling into a rhythm of typing at my keyboard.

I don’t type while online. For me, it’s distracting. Plus, there’s a part of me firmly convinced if I put a thousand or so words down, with the cloud looming overhead, that my precious data will be pilfered by online plagiarists. Right, wrong, or indifferent; if I’m on the word processor, the machine itself is offline.

Everything previous happened in the last fifteen minutes and comes on the heels of a busier than usual week. I got a new truck, finished one project at work and then started another. I rushed around like normal. I also performed a wedding ceremony– for my son and his bride.

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